What do you read (implying you read) when you're not Tf2ing?

Coming from someone who reads books in a day, reading was often a major outlet when the kiddies just kept making the game miserable. But I ponder, as curiosity provokes me into finding out who else actually sits down enough between games to curl up with a good book.

ewwwwwwww books

I've read every Star Wars book involving any character that's not a jedi, tons of classics, every Batman comic that came out in the last 20 years, and a lot of European history

I read books by Erin Hunter and Rick Riordon, sometimes study my chinese books so I don't get rusty on that. I also read mangas and such. c:

I mostly enjoy reading the novels of H. G. Wells who was most famously known for writing books such as "the Time Machine" and "the War of the Worlds." And sometimes some random manga I find from a library shelf

>Clopfic

I read sensationalist headlines.

and scripts

I like political and philosophical stuff mainly. I can also get behind some good satire.