Most Hilarious Ragequits?

So, I've noticed quite a few ragequits lately on the servers, some of them have even made me have a legit laugh irl. I was wondering if any of you lads have seen or quoted some hilarious ragequit messages?                                                       

Such as : RTP :  anyway, i'm leaving, blacklist, so I never seen you fat pieces of shit again
Player RTP left the game (Disconnect by user.)
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http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=140583526
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=248134899
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=248135348
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=248135974
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=220897637
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=170749955
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=156280898  <--part 1
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=156280922  <--part 2