Change "brony," "faggot," or both to "result of bad parenting" and the plural forms of the latter into "results of bad parenting."
"I'm a result of bad parenting, and whatever is best pony! Hurr durr!"
"Stop being such a result of bad parenting, Hale!"
"I'm not going to sell my Unusual for 5 damn keys you result of bad parenting!"