I can offer you an unusual eyelander.
I know you're thinking "No!", but hear me out.
First of all, it's a demo melee and it's a sword. There are very few swords in the Team Fortress 2 violent video game as I am typing this. That's unusual enough.
But that's not all. Remember the bottle the Demoman drinks from? Well, it's like that...except it has different, UNUSUAL stats! Basically, you decapitate people and it gives you BONUS HEALTH AND MOVEMENT SPEED up to a certain amount (that's pretty unusual for a melee weapon), but you start with LESS HEALTH (how do melees decrease your max HP? HOW UNUSUAL)
It's also very cursed...sometimes, as you're killing people/moving around/being useless, your grandfather who died years ago TALKS TO YOU, and ONLY if you're using this Eyelander! (unusual)
If you're not sold yet...here's the last part...IT COUNTS THE AMOUNT OF HEADS YOU CHOP OFF (UNUSUAL BECAUSE MELEE WEAPONS DON'T COUNT PEOPLE KILLED)
here's a screenshot of the weapon:
If you're interested, go ahead and add me. But I warn you...this weapon is UNUSUal.