What would you do?

die

Kick it in the face and then grab a baseball bat and smack it until it soopa ded bruh. UNOWUTIMSAYIN?

i'd pee on it.

Let it take me.  :-X

I would befriend it. It would take me to it's people. I would become one with the Scary Satan Dog Thing.. and then once they had full confidence in me and made me their king, I would sabotage the government from the inside out and plant seeds of doubt in the citizens of  Scarysatandogland. Only then would I make my great escape to Switzerland, living off of the fortune I had amassed as king. My only worry about this plan is that it may be.. TOO PERFECT.

It shouldn't be a problem.  I date Sheezu's mom so I am kind of used to big hairy beasts who go mental once a month and try and murder me.











































































lol mom jokes

Awww snap 9mm xDDD

I might jump at first, but then I notice the hands. It's just a guy in a costume. Tell the guy to get out of my house before I have to get my frontier justice. And yes, I do own a shotgun that I call the frontier justice.