Stepping on a Ladybug Forum Game

Lets play a forum game! This is about the repercussions of little things. I say one event happens, in this case 'A man steps on a ladybug.' The next person adds a consequence to the man stepping on the butterfly. Then the next person then adds the consequence of that. And so on and so forth. It usually gets pretty ridiculous.

A couple rules: Don't be TOO extreme with your consequence (i.e. 'A man steps on a butterfly and then ALIENS COME DOWN BECAUSE THEY'RE DISGUSTED WITH THE INHUMANITY.' Try to keep it somewhat not retarded.' Also, try to keep it from being two people responding to each other over and over. Let everyone have a chance!

Without further ado, lets start!


A man steps on a ladybug.

That man's a dick

He then goes through a grueling 17 hours stand off with police before shedding his exoskeleton and becomes a MANBUG, where he then flys away and is stepped on by a lady who then goes through a grueling 17 hours stand off with police before shedding his exoskeleton and becomes a LADYBUY, Where she flys away and is stepped on by a man who then goes through a grueling 17 hours stand off with police before shedding his exoskeleton and becomes a MANBUG, where he then flys away and is stepped on by a lady who then goes through a grueling 17 hours stand off with police before shedding his exoskeleton and becomes a LADYBUY, Where she flys away and is stepped on by a man who  then goes through a grueling 17 hours stand off with police before shedding his exoskeleton and becomes a MANBUG, who then flys away and then ALIENS COME DOWN BECAUSE THEY'RE DISGUSTED WITH THE INHUMANITY.

The End

Or is it?

and the aliens just so happened to have a stowaway or two: creepers blow up the aliens, before nether portals randomly spawn everywhere, but these aren't the current nether portals from 1.3.2, no, these are the ones from an upcoming patch, where mobs can go though them!

And then all the mobs went into a mob farmer and drowned in a waterfall of water for the enjoyment of out LADYBUG overlord also known as "Jannis"