How to make your jimmies eternal.

  1. How to make your jimmies eternal.

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    1.) Take nice long naps after being insulted for long periods of time.
    2.) Recognize that the Internet can't affect your life unless you're a high figure on the internet.
    3.) Ignore politics, even if it's about conspiracy theories.
    4.) Don't yell at your computer; it meit cri evrytiem. (translation: It might cry everytime.)
       
    ...and that's how you make your jimmies eternal. If this does not work, go see a professional or a shrink.
    If you have anger management, these tips can only enlighten you.

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