I think I might still be lost as to the meaning of this thread, surely there's the thread specifically for discussing weapons? (there's enough threads about raging at various weapons now anyway)
Flare gun with Arrows would be AWESOMES!!! as would a shotgun that shoots the leprechauns that go "Weeeeeee" in a 'helium' like voice with every shot
, alas, that wont happen :/