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Zombie Hell / Festive Bonk and Combustibles

« on: January 04, 2015, 12:25:57 pm »

Combustible scouts can use festive bonk please nerf kthxbye

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General Discussion / Re: Duck Journal? WTF...

« on: December 11, 2014, 07:20:40 pm »

Remember when I used to micspam quack noises and I wouldn't stop until I got that monthlong micban?

Now with the duck journal, I can press h to make a quack sound!

I CAN QUACK LEGALLY NOW. WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE. BEST EARLY CHRISTMAS GIFT EVER.

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General Discussion / Re: Engineer vs Spy WAR Update (speculation) + more

« on: November 05, 2014, 07:34:58 pm »

I'll be taking that video's info with a clusterfuck of salt.

If said update is true, Team Engie FTW, but I think Spy is gonna win...

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General Discussion / Re: And few days after screamfortress 6

« on: November 01, 2014, 01:24:41 pm »

i request a server right this moment. get on it. i need to destroy you all with my pro mario kart skills.

Ohohohoho! I once held the record for SNES Ghost Valley 2 on MKWii for 20 minutes! I shall defeat all you good sirs in glorious karting combat!

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General Discussion / Re: Hilarious Donors

« on: October 21, 2014, 06:20:58 pm »

This isn't funny.
That's just in my opinion, though. I don't have much sense of humar.

These bad puns are going to give me a brain tumar.

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General Discussion / Re: Sound suggestions

« on: October 11, 2014, 01:24:44 pm »

THIS IS MANDATORY.

http://youtu.be/xo3riM36Kqs

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General Discussion / Re: I HAVE A DREAM...

« on: October 02, 2014, 04:38:42 pm »

I'm looking at this more awake and more alert. And I realized...

What the fcku was I thinking.

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General Discussion / I HAVE A DREAM...

« on: October 01, 2014, 07:58:12 pm »

I have a dream that one day on the servers of Saxton Hell, the dedicated daily players and the one-time newbie players will be able to sit down together at the table of voting for a map option that isn't on top.

I have a dream that one day even the server of Deathrun, a server sweltering with the heat of voting for the topmost option, sweltering with the heat of nominated maps as the topmost option, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice where players can choose maps other than the ones on top.

I have a dream that my four little children I probably won't have because I'm antisocial and don't have the guts to raise four children will one day live in on the Saxton Hell servers where they will not vote for the first choice of map but by the quality of the listed maps.

I have a dream today!

I have a dream that one day, down in Alabama, with its vicious racists, with its governor having his lips dripping with the words of "interposition" and "nullification" -- one day right there in Alabama little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls as sisters and brothers.

I have a dream today!

I have a dream that one day every valley shit map be exalted, and every quality map shall be made low, the rough maps will be made plain, and the crooked maps will be made straight; and the glory of the Owner of Saxton Hell shall be revealed and all flesh shall see it together.

This is our hope, and this is the faith that I go back to the Servers with.

[bold](Yeah I took a part of MLK's I Have A Dream Speech and shitted it up with the map voting crisis and I'm really tired and my meds are wearing off and I'm also recovering from sickness bye-bye)[/bold]

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Zombie Hell / Teamkilling after a round is over?

« on: September 29, 2014, 07:16:01 pm »

Now, I'm not an admin or have authority on the server, or even know how to server. I just wanna make a suggestion and see what others would think of it.

In my opinion, if the zombies win, friendlyfire should be on because I imagine that in a zombie apocalypse, once all survivors are dead, the zombies have no one else to infect or kill, so the only thing left to kill is themselves. Or roam earth for all eternity until the sun dies out and explodes. Or whatever theories you smart people think of.

So yeah. Suggestion. I dunno how to close this.

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General Discussion / Re: Do you guys accept cookbook recipes as donations?

« on: September 24, 2014, 08:07:26 pm »

This made me think of something - hold a contest and whoever sends the best recipe gets a month of donor status. To evenly split the work, establish Voidy as the chewer and Pankaike as the swallower. The food must be directly transferred from one mouth to another to preserve flavor. And to make sure they actually do this, the event would have to be livestreamed.

Great idea! However I think they should take turns so both get to experience the chewing and the digestion process.

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General Discussion / Re: Future Plans: Server Relocation

« on: September 24, 2014, 07:58:56 pm »

Sweet! I get roughly 45-65 ping on this server, and the occasional lagspike that brings me to 150 or so.

The speedtest thingy says my ping will be around 29.

EDIT: I'm from mid-New Jersey.

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Deathrun Hell / Who is best motivator?

« on: September 18, 2014, 06:21:51 pm »

Dingding is best in my opinion.

But I want to hear your opinions that most likely don't matter.

I know some aren't listed and stuff.

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General Discussion / Do you guys accept cookbook recipes as donations?

« on: September 17, 2014, 04:13:48 pm »

I have a great recipe for holiday fudge and Chicken Alfredo with cherry tomatoes!

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General Discussion / Re: Sound suggestions

« on: August 05, 2014, 12:09:57 pm »

I am back with more from my micspamming arsenal.

Attached is "Oh Baby a Triple!", Ike's "I fight for my friends", A short sample from Spooky Scary Skeletons, and BOND WITH ME JIMMY.

Triggers should be "triple", "i fight for my friends", "spooky", and "bond with me".

I'll post more if demand is high. c:

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General Discussion / Re: Sound suggestions

« on: August 03, 2014, 01:48:41 pm »

Hello to the ladies and the gentlemen!

I am the Duck, usually found on the Deathrun Servers, and I micspam duck noises and other shit because I can and people want me to.

Because I got voicebanned and recently donated to the server, I'd like to suggest tons of sounds I have on my soundboard to turn into saysounds, so I can legally be a duck.

Attached to this post are my four most popular sounds I spam. My signature Quack, "Fuck Her Right in the Pussy", JonTron's "STOP", and  "The Pizza is Aggressive" from Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour.

Thanks for reading, sorry for nonstop micspamming, and you're welcome for donating.

Preferably, I'd like the triggers to be "quack", "in the pussy", "stop", and "pizza is aggressive".