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Off Topic / Re: Long Anus Fucker

« on: December 05, 2014, 10:15:58 pm »

Tasty Ballsack Massacre

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General Discussion / Re: Zombie Fortress x10 server?

« on: December 03, 2014, 09:52:32 pm »

How about a x10 variant of Zombie Fortress? With both the TF2 weapons and the Zombie Fortress perks multiplied by 10?

Post this in the Zombie Fortress section of the forums, although the idea is appreciated. Would seem neat but a bit hard to balance.

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Off Topic / Re: Steam Broadcasting

« on: December 03, 2014, 01:00:14 pm »

monster girl quest incoming. 

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Off Topic / Steam Broadcasting

« on: December 02, 2014, 03:45:58 pm »

A new beta test is available under your account settings called Steam Beta Update(AKA: Steam Broadcasting Beta). This will allow you to stream any game directly through steam in a way similar to Twitch and other sites. You can join a friend that also has the update by right clicking them on your friends list if they are in-game.

I did a few tests, 2500 kbit/s was the most stable mix of quality and speed with a streaming res of 1080. This will probably not be the same for you, maybe, as I have near infinite bandwidth. Games include TF2, Dark Souls 2, and The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth. Frames unlock for some bizarre reason for Dark Souls 2, the game is originally optimized to be capped at 60 on PC. Oddly, you gain about 30-50 extra frames(depending on your computer, of course), therefore speeding the game up. Isaac is the same way. It seems that if the game is clientsided and you're on a decently beefy PC, there is no way to avoid having extra frames while broadcasting.

VALVE EVERYBODY.   

this is surprisingly stable oddly enough.

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Off Topic / Re: Let's play a game

« on: November 29, 2014, 09:44:50 pm »

1. Go to bakabt.me/random
2. Download and watch/read/listen/fap whatever you get

Post results though

why. just why.

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Off Topic / Re: Very serious question

« on: November 29, 2014, 02:29:18 pm »

my mind hurts.

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General Discussion / Re: Saxton Hale Hell + Freak Fortress Hell = SSB4 3DS + SSB4 Wii U

« on: November 25, 2014, 06:08:45 pm »

Saxton Hell has 5 bosses total. Cave Johnson, HHH, CBS, Vagineer, and Saxton.

Reason why you see more people from Saxton Hell #1 flock to FF2 Hell is because the server has been dying down a bit. Whether it's lack of players, loss of interest, or wanting to play something else for a change. No idea.

(BTW: FF2 is overpowered)

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Off Topic / Re: Saxton Hell 101: An Unofficial Guide For Beginners

« on: November 16, 2014, 11:01:09 pm »

you're slow.

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Saxton Hell / Re: VSH & FF2 - Keep halloween spells?

« on: November 13, 2014, 04:33:15 pm »

ok that sounds really op lmao, especially since some spells basically disable hale
if using spells while raged can't be fixed i don't think the spells should stay just 'cause of how bs that is to have to play against

You have to get good crab.

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General Discussion / Re: We need to remember this moment

« on: November 09, 2014, 08:14:18 pm »

nothing special

I don't think you're quite understanding, there's a new plugin on the server that allows you to hit projectiles back with your melee weapon. The Ball is one of the only confirmed projectiles that cannot be reflected back. It stops in mid-air and just falls.

The story is that Didier was going in for a backstab on hale while he was moving, at the same time a scout hit a ball to stun hale as hale was swinging. Hale reflected the ball.  Basically, Didier got killed by a non-moving projectile.

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General Discussion / Re: We need to remember this moment

« on: November 09, 2014, 02:06:35 am »

Autumn Tofu killed Didier337 with ball. (crit)

Autumn Tofu was Hale. Yes, normal Saxton Hale.

"Didier will the be the only and last person to be killed by a reflected ball. It's literally impossible to repeat." - ExileLord 2014

"You got fucking destroyed Didier. You got tapped with a still ball and died." - VoiDeD 2014

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General Discussion / Re: Engineer vs Spy WAR Update (speculation) + more

« on: November 06, 2014, 02:57:04 pm »

Which guy? The one who spewed some random shit without evidence? Or the one who actually provided the evidence.

Edit:

Jesus. Having actually watched that video now I'm going to go scrub my ears with some bleach or some shit. It's crazy the kind of dumb bullshit people actually believe.

2:37 in, the guy talks about how Eric Smith emailed about a mandatory update. The kind of email they have sent to the hlds_announce mailing list for absolutely every server update that has ever come out.



Valve News Network, everybody.

quality at it's finest.

By the way, only reason I posted that video is because people are too lazy to actully read the facepunch thread.

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General Discussion / Engineer vs Spy WAR Update (speculation) + more

« on: November 05, 2014, 03:40:07 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIviG2U8h90

The video includes much more and precise details than what I'm going to type out, so I suggest you watch that first. Below is "more important" and larger rumored things to come with this update or future updates.


At 2:23, "TF_Matchmaking_Tobor = 2;" could be a coincidence name for a new gamemode but I'll just leave this alternative unused sentry gun texture here... https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Tobor

^this is actually matchmaking for mvm. i don't play mvm or know the matchmaking scripts so I don't know shit. disregard that completely.

According to testinglol, the person that is "predicted" this Spy and Engineer update as well as parts of Meet the Pyro and Love and War update, this rumored update is possibly going to introduce a 10th class, the Civilian. The Civilian is a class in TFC, for those of you that do not know, he was to act as the Payload Cart, VIP equivalent, in TFC. You were to escort this Civilian to a specific point of the map to win.

This update includes some scripts for supposed competitive matchmaking system in the base game for Highlander, 6s and alike as talked about at 1:30.

shit is going to happen folks.

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General Discussion / Re: And few days after screamfortress 6

« on: November 01, 2014, 12:26:40 am »

Code: [Select]

"targetname" "Speed"
"classname" "logic_relay"
"hammerid" "27882"
"OnTrigger" "Command,Command,sv_cheats 1,0,1"
"OnTrigger" "Command,Command,sv_cheats 0,0.2,1"
"OnTrigger" "Command,Command,tf_halloween_kart_normal_speed 1000f,0.1,1"

Sigh. Sometimes I wish competent mappers would pick up these projects first.

There is an individual plugin in sourcemod called Kartify, as simple as it sounds, turns you into a kart whenever you want.

Heres a link if you want to test it at all: https://forums.alliedmods.net/showthread.php?p=2217621

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General Discussion / Re: And few days after screamfortress 6

« on: October 31, 2014, 03:18:47 pm »

i request a server right this moment. get on it. i need to destroy you all with my pro mario kart skills.