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Saxton Hell / Video games

« on: April 13, 2019, 09:55:06 pm »

Video games

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Off Topic / Why are the forums dead?

« on: March 25, 2015, 01:56:09 pm »

Reviving the forums takes some stages first.



stage 1: get people to log in on a regular basis

stage 2: get people to actually post or reply to shit on a regular basis

stage 3: make stupid topics, I don't care what, it can be dikcbuttpooplolxdxd for the hell I care. (including the typos)

stage 4: continue posting dumb shit or even helpful shit. maybe tutorials or even fun topics. (why is the world governments so shit, idk)

stage 5: final stage, keep the forum community active. thanks.

First step to a downfall of a community is lack of forum communication, next is lack of server communications, lastly is lack of community communcation.



Actual final stage: Keep it fun, folks.

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General Discussion / Happy New Year ya' nerds

« on: December 31, 2014, 09:20:24 pm »

 

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General Discussion / POLL: Faggot of Saxton Hell

« on: December 21, 2014, 09:10:48 pm »

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY TO CELEBRATE THE BIGGEST BAGUETTE IN ALL OF SAXTON HELL.

vote on who you think should be awarded faggot of the year by yours truly.
 
if you're not on the list, be proud.

-Nova

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Off Topic / Steam Broadcasting

« on: December 02, 2014, 03:45:58 pm »

A new beta test is available under your account settings called Steam Beta Update(AKA: Steam Broadcasting Beta). This will allow you to stream any game directly through steam in a way similar to Twitch and other sites. You can join a friend that also has the update by right clicking them on your friends list if they are in-game.

I did a few tests, 2500 kbit/s was the most stable mix of quality and speed with a streaming res of 1080. This will probably not be the same for you, maybe, as I have near infinite bandwidth. Games include TF2, Dark Souls 2, and The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth. Frames unlock for some bizarre reason for Dark Souls 2, the game is originally optimized to be capped at 60 on PC. Oddly, you gain about 30-50 extra frames(depending on your computer, of course), therefore speeding the game up. Isaac is the same way. It seems that if the game is clientsided and you're on a decently beefy PC, there is no way to avoid having extra frames while broadcasting.

VALVE EVERYBODY.   

this is surprisingly stable oddly enough.

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General Discussion / Engineer vs Spy WAR Update (speculation) + more

« on: November 05, 2014, 03:40:07 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIviG2U8h90

The video includes much more and precise details than what I'm going to type out, so I suggest you watch that first. Below is "more important" and larger rumored things to come with this update or future updates.


At 2:23, "TF_Matchmaking_Tobor = 2;" could be a coincidence name for a new gamemode but I'll just leave this alternative unused sentry gun texture here... https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Tobor

^this is actually matchmaking for mvm. i don't play mvm or know the matchmaking scripts so I don't know shit. disregard that completely.

According to testinglol, the person that is "predicted" this Spy and Engineer update as well as parts of Meet the Pyro and Love and War update, this rumored update is possibly going to introduce a 10th class, the Civilian. The Civilian is a class in TFC, for those of you that do not know, he was to act as the Payload Cart, VIP equivalent, in TFC. You were to escort this Civilian to a specific point of the map to win.

This update includes some scripts for supposed competitive matchmaking system in the base game for Highlander, 6s and alike as talked about at 1:30.

shit is going to happen folks.

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Saxton Hell / Weapon Buff: The Air Strike

« on: June 21, 2014, 06:45:19 pm »

The Air Strike for those that do not know is the new soldier rocket launcher. It has nearly the same stats as the Liberty Launcher but minus the speed buff and rocket jump damage reduction.

With the Air Strike, you gain one more rocket in your clip ( for a maximum of 8 ) for each kill, although there is no way to take advantage of it. All it is on vsh is a stock rocket with less damage and AOE. Something like 6 rockets or so would be a good number in my opinion.

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Saxton Hell / Suggestion: SMG dmg buff

« on: May 12, 2014, 06:53:45 am »

I honestly feel like the SMG is a slightly unused and very under-damaging weapon to Hale. As I have seen, SMG with crits does 24 damage per shot, an entire clip equaling only 600 damage, and most of the time the average player only hits around half of the clip on Hale. Is that satisfactory for what the sniper rifle can do with a single fully charged shot? Not at all.

I feel a damage buff would be in order for both SMGs available for the sniper. Maybe about a 80% increase in damage for the stock and 100% for the silenced SMG due to the slower fire rate and smaller clip capacity. That would raise it to just about double that of what you could previously do damage wise and make you a tad more of a threat to Hale at close corners, alternatively it could be used at medium range to knock the Hale back from a jump. Many different possibilities for this certain buff I am describing.

For you that do not know, am a pretty active sniper when I play TF2 (not hale speaking), most of the time I do enjoy using the smg, it makes it a bit more of a challenge and less like "I'll just plop down in this one spot and shoot fellas..." That really is one thing I would love to see, snipers going all-out on hale with only a smg, being more assault than support in some way. It works well in vanilla.

Well, that's about it. This may have already been thought about or even suggested at one point, but I can't seem to find anything on the forums. welp, already got this typed up.

Take care everyone, thanks for reading this little idea I had last night. - Nova

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Off Topic / PKM Black Help

« on: April 05, 2014, 08:55:09 pm »

I bought Pokemon Black off Amazon a couple days ago, I have a Gurdurr the evolution of Timburr. I need someone to help me out, would like to evolve Gurdurr to Conkeldurr and possibly future evolutions for different pokemon that require trading. Post your friend code below and I'll add you.

My friendcode: 4471 5395 9891

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General Discussion / Where is the rage free server

« on: March 26, 2014, 05:41:01 pm »

i was told of a rage free server. let me explain how rage consumes all thou may use it, make less hales become consumed please voided. rage free server late 2014, donate @ http://www.ragefreesaxtonhaleserverhostedbysaxtonhell.com today! <-- totally legit site name

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General Discussion / nova's bad internets and pro game developers (warning: risk of retardation)

« on: February 20, 2014, 05:27:54 pm »

nova is mad on saxton hell forums pt.1, Volume 1: 40 ping/ms = 150 ping/ms, nova says not internets is bad

bad internets voided says bad internets. i say no to bad internets. i say servers w0t m8. need more features. less bad valve coding in these super pro features such as being able to become one with somebody on the opposing team. system64 is bad much uninstaling now for america

volume 2!!! coming oout this summer: nova says no to capitalism yes to obamacare bad 2014


god damn it nova this is useless thread

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Off Topic / COMPOOTER

« on: November 16, 2013, 01:02:20 pm »

Hello everyone I would like to announce that I am building a new computer.

Specs:
- Motherboard : Intel Asus Sabertooth Z87
- Graphics Card : Nvidia 780 GTX EVGA
- RAM : 32 GB Corsair Dominator Platinum
- Processor : Intel i7 4770K(3.5 GHz)
- Power Supply : Corsair AX1200
- CPU Cooler : Corsair H100i
- Tower : Coolermaster Haf X Full Tower
- Monitor : Asus VG248QE 3D Monitor
- windy is a nice nazi
- mia is hot

and some other shit i don't want to type out. so yeah. I'm happy, costed around $2000, could have bought the best stuff on the market but whatever, this'll probably be able to run pong if I'm lucky.

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General Discussion / soyeahijoinedtheforums

« on: May 18, 2013, 02:24:08 pm »

what do i win